WOMEN

 2020 is officially delayed to 2021. B.T.W- You can still look cool about it. 80% cotton 20% Lycra mask. 

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: LITTLE WHITE LIES Aww.. I’m sorry, did I make you angry when I said something that contradicted the lies you were programmed to believe?

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: SERIAL CHILLER Snoop, Rogen and Wiz. Join the chill crowd with this real ass tee.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: PS I'm naked under this shirt Can't decide if it's a first or a second date type of shirt. Thoughts?

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: Eye contact The subtext of the shirt is 'if we locked eyes for more than 3 seconds, it's on.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: Blue jeans, white shirt The official slay Timeless look of James Dean.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: take off do no harm, take no shit.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: THANK YOU, NEXT Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: Life is a game of chess, I don't know how to play chess The first sentence in your Tinder bio, the second is the truth.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: LAUNDRY TODAY OR NAKED TOMORROW It doesn't matter how large your tee collection we've all been there; besides; If you don’t do the laundry today, you’ll buy a new cloth tomorrow which is fine but not very...

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: ROMANTIC Why fall in love when you can fall a sleep?

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: Alexa, turn my feelings off Alexa: Let me just call the liquor store real quick

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: Some of my best friends are playlists They say tell me who your friends and l’ll tell you who you are. So... you know. BTW- if you wanna hangout with our friends you can subscribe our playlist...

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: KNOCK KNOCK Who's there?

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: CURRENT GIRLFRIEND Don’t fall for me. I have no intention on catching you.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: GODDAMN Now let’s go get a burger.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: I wish I had a friend like me Here's why: 1. I brought you food that one time 2. I looked but didn't make it obvious 3. Umm... I'm your style inspo.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: SUNGLASSES AND ASPIRIN Making the morning after possible since 1864.

ITEM GRAPHIC SAYS: FUCK REHAB Get yourself some side action to go with you drink.